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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:05
No way
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do they have internet in hell? Most people on here seem like damned souls or demons.
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is Farage right to blame the housing crisis in the UK on migration?
share office space ...
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...